Despite the decidedly 'tongue-in-cheek' name - we are a friendly, family-run establishment proffering great facilities and extremely affordable prices. Boasting a superb location we have all necessary amenities on hand. We are just 2 minutes from the beach and main shopping centre, and 10 minutes from the train station. Rooms are all comfortable and spacious equipped with colour televisions and teacoffee making facilities. Rooms are WiFi enabled and some feature Freeview. Offering a friendly, ... More